最惡搞的圣誕祝福

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window,

grabs you and puts you in a sack

don't worry I told Santa

I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS

如果某天晚上一個胖子跳進你的窗戶、抓起你往麻袋里塞，別擔心。

那是我告訴圣誕老人，我要你做我的圣誕禮物。

圣誕快樂！

最內涵的圣誕祝福

An urgent help please. One of my close friends has come. I have directed him to you. Kindly arrange a room for him and take care of him. He is little childish. Kindly bear with him. His name is Jesus. Merry xmas.

緊急求助！我一個好朋友來了，我讓他去找你。麻煩你安排一個房間、好好照顧他。他有點孩子氣，耐心點啦。他的名字叫“耶穌”。圣誕快樂！

最有愛的圣誕祝福

May the magic of love twinkle in your lives throughout the holidays and the upcoming new year.

愿愛的奇跡在你生命中閃耀，掠過圣誕、掠過來年。

最詩意的圣誕祝福

Through a looking glass of a thousand stars,

heavenly angels watch over us and bless us unaware.

May health happiness and good times greet you each day of the new year.

透過千萬顆星星，天上的天使在默默看著我們、并無聲地守護我們。

愿健康安樂及美好時光伴你在新年的每一天。

最“無賴”的圣誕祝福

No Greeting Card To Give.

No Sweet Flowers To Send.

No Cute Graphics To Forward.

Just

A LOVING HEART

Saying

HAPPY X’MAS!

沒卡寄你、

沒花送你、

連張可愛的簡訊圖片都沒有。

我只有一顆愛你的心，說著“圣誕快樂”！

最吃貨的圣誕祝福

Have an icy-icy CHRISTMAS, with BUTTERING MSGs, CHOCALATY CALLS, CREAMY THOUGHTS, FRUITY FUNS. MERRY CHRISTMAS.

愿你有一個清清爽爽的圣誕節(jié)：多收黃油般的訊息、多打巧克力味的電話、多些奶油似的的想法、玩得像水果般甜蜜！圣誕快樂！